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Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
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How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
Accountant and farmer
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A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...
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Things Only Women Understand
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