What do elephants use for tampoons?
Q. What do elephants use for tampoons ?A. Sheep.
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
A guy from weather bureau
Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...