Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...
Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
One Upmanship
Two kids were having the standard argument about whose father could beat up whose...
Elephant With Thorn
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn inher foot....
Twice a day
This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help me....
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s disease
|5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new...
In the bar.
A guy walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing chap. He chugs...
Scholarly discussion
A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...