Laws of Life
Katz’s Law:Men and women will act rationally towards each other only after all other...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away
Yo mama’s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure…
A college professor is explaining to his class that pleasure is a mental state,...