Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
The three stages of sex in marriage.
The tri stages of sex in marriage- 1.Tri-weekly 2.Try-weekly 3.Try-weakly
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
What is an atheists favorite Christmas movie?
What’s an atheist’s favorite Christmas movie?Coincidence on 34th Street.
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
I want to buy a golf ball
|A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.Finally the pro...
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says…
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....