The Contest with GOD!
There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which...
C & W Song Titles!
The Best of the Worst Country-Western Song Titles (Yes, Guys, these are REAL.)1) Drop...
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
A husband and wife were out playing golf…
A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
More Brains Than Dogs
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know...