Reducing travel risk
|There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Tombstone Epitaph VI
A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:Sacred to the memory of my...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE
|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked...