What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
Is there a way to thank you?
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
A cattleman from West Texas died…
A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...
The overweight blonde.
A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...