Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the...
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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
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Q: Why didn’t the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She’d just...
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A local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to...
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A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
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Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
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(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...