yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
The Zen Master is visiting New York City…
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
Bubble and squeak!
|What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up...
Appear on television
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Owed Two A Spell Chequer
Owed Two A Spell Chequer:Eye halve a spelling chequerIt came with my pea seaIt...