A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
If Men got pregnant!
1. Maternity leave would last two years….with full pay.2. There would be a cure...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...