A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
A golf club visits a local bar
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Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Smoking Dragon….
Q: What’s the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon…?A: Dinosaurs are too young...
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog…
A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes...
How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?
Q. How can you tell if someone is half Catholic and half Jewish?A. When...
Life Quotes
To solve the human equation, we need to add love, subtract hate, multiply good,...
Is Windows a Virus?
Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here’s what viruses (viri?) do:1....
Emacs acronyms
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