Clinton To Die
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
What is the difference between hard and light?
What’s the difference between hard and light? – You can sleep with a light...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Bee jokes 03
|Q: What does a bee get at McDonalds?A: A humburger!Q: What buzzes, is black...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little…
Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him...
Cow on train tracks
|A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A...