To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Play doctor
Steve complained to his friend Al that lovemaking with his wife was becoming routine...
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Did you hear about the blind skunk…
Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital…
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital, his friend found himsitting up...
A man was interviewing for a sales representative…
A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for...