Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
The people are waiting
Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of the young ladies...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...