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At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, “What’s-his-name here says I don’t give...
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A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
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The Pearly Gates
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A technical bastard
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You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
You escort people out of line for having 11 items in the “10 items...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...