Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry…
Mick was sitting at the pub telling his mate Harry about a disturbing thing...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Mafia Job
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
A wide selection
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...