Get a heart transplant
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Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Where to send him?
A Jesuit, a Dominican and a Franciscan were walking along an old road, debating...
Oral Sex Lately?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked. While he was...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Angelic Husband
A woman tells her friend, “My husband is an angel.”Her friend replies, “You’re lucky,...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...