What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Odd jobs
A blonde who’s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
More cool bumper stickers!
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.There’s too much blood...
Polish New Car Is Busted
A polish guy wins a brand new sports car in a contest. He drives...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
What does HMO stand for?
Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase,...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...