Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Careful Now
Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist.As he leans over to begin...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Two Nuns
There were two nuns…One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long...
some practical jokes
|BalloonsObtain access to their getaway car. Fill with balloons. A few extra helium balloons...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Police officer’s foods
|The 4 Basic Food Groups for Police Officers1. Glazed2. Jelly3. Powdered4. Chocolate Frosted
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...