Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
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Yo’ mama’s so fat when she get’s out of bed in New York she...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses aninflatable sex doll?Instead...