I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Phrases for Work.
48 Phrases you wish you could say at work!1. Ahhh…I see the fuck-up fairy...