What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
The amazing flying dog
|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she’s trying the local...
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Sex With A Martian
One day, a space ship landed in a farmer’s field and a Martian man...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...