OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
A Son’s Love
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden,...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
A present for the anniversary
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Ever hear of the redneck who thought…
Ever hear of the redneck who thought that “Manual Labor” was the new Mexican...