Santa Hates Your Kid
|8. Kid’s letter to north pole comes back stamped, “Dream on, Chester!”7. Kid asks...
Solving a problem
|A guy goes to a psychiatrist. “Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams....
Stupid Insults 3/31
A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. — Tom...
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married…
Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock…
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...