Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...
What’s up Pussycat!
|What’s a mouse’s least favorite record?What’s up Pussycat!
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
How do you spot a modern spider?
|How do you spot a modern spider?He doesn’t have a web he had a...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Guide for all women
|A WOMAN’S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING: I’M HUNGRY.I’m hungry. I’M...