Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
It was a somber day in Disney land…
It was a somber day in Disney land, Mickey And Minnie were in divorce...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Skydiving
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out of the plane...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
A Fish Story!
One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man...
He is a very smart dog
|I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was...
Redneck Dating practice
You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to meet...