Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Speak more precisely
|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army. “My...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Lawyer at the Pearly Gates.
A prominent young attorney was on his way to court to begin arguments on...
The Hunter
A barman looks out the window of his bar and sees a guy riding...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...