Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Magic Mirror
There are 3 people standing in front of a magic mirror. The mirror gives...
Where are my pyjamas?
A man calls his wife and says to her, “Honey, I just got the...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
It gets lonely in the desert
Airport immigration……NAME:Muhammed al FacidSEX:Yes 3 times a week.NO I MEAN FEMALE OR MALE:Oh that...