Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Why was the moth so unpopular?
|Why was the moth so unpopular?He kept picking holes in everything!
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen…
Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting…
An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...