The Christmas airport
|It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Got a headache
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to...
Celebration
A young man walks up and sits at the bar. “What can I get...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
If You Love Something….
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was and...