Prison Versus Housewives
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Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
Glass of water.
Do you know why Polish men, when they go to sleep, bring one glass...
Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...