Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?
Mommy, mommy! What’s a nymphomaniac?Shut up and help me get grandma off the doorknob!
Hooker Progress
Three generations of hookers were sitting around the brothel one dayjust talking about the...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches…
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked...
Things in Life I’ve Learned.
I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is...
Female Laws To Live By
The female always make the rules. The rules are subject to change at any...
You Know You’re Getting Older When
You Know You’re Getting Older When…Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt, doesn’t work.The gleam...