Psychoanalysis
One of Sigmund Freud’s early patients rushed out into an Austrian afternoon on her...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
While attending a spelling session in school one day…
While attending a spelling session in school one day,The teacher asked if anyone could...
The Pearly Gates Computer
A man arrives at the Pearly Gates and finds that St. Peter is not...
The Best Time?
When is the best time to fake an orgasm?When a rotteweiler is f**king your...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Standing Still
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
They use snail varnish!
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