Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Making Babies
Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...