Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Tribute to the Marines
|A tribute to the United States Marine Corps and the reasons why they are...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
The nun and the cabby
One night, a cabby picked up a nun. While he was driving, the cabby...
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth…
Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit...
Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...