Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo…
Two newlyweds are riding in the back of a limo on the way to...
Zen Buddhist Buys a Hotdog
This Zen Buddhist Monk walks up to a hotdog stand and says to the...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
What do Germans use for birth control?
What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!
If the NSA made toasters…
If the NSA made toasters…Your toaster would have a secret trap door that only...