Kiss Me The Way You Used To
A couple were in bed after celebrating their golden anniversary. The wife Said, “Darling,...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Blondes and Beer In Hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...