Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
SOTALLY TOBER
starkle starkle little twinkwho the hell you are I thinkI’m not under what you...
Things You Don’t Want To Hear
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:Better save that. We’ll need it for...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...