Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
An inferiority complex
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Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
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How much for all night?
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You know you are in a Texas church when
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Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
They have webbed feet!
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How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
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Yo Mamma so fat…
YO mamma is so fat…she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out!
Finding a house
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