Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
A good chess player
|A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
You might be a redneck if…ID
Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Tooth Fairy’s Form Letter
Dear:Thank you for leaving tooth under your pillow last night.While we make every...
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine?
What is the similarity between a woman and a washing machine? They both leak...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...