Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember…
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
New scientific theories II
New scientific theories3rd RunnerUp- Communist China is technologically underdevelopedbecause they have no alphabet. The...