Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical…
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts...
50 Things to Do in a Mall
1. Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond. 2. Try...
Wrong House?
Do you know what it means to come home to a man who’ll give...
With all the recent talk of cloning…
With all the recent talk of cloning, you’d think it was a new thing.But...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Is she feeling any better?
|Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse:...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?After a year, the...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...