Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book? A: It’s called, “The In’s...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Give Them a Shock
Why do psychiatrists give their patients shock treatment?To prepare them for the bill!
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
Monica’s Favorite Food
Q: What is Monica’s favorite chinese food?A: Cream of sum young guy.
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!