Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
What are you doing, Tommy?
Vicar: Whats that you’re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy:...
Divorce decision
“Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,” the divorce courtjudge said, “and...
Preventative Medicine
Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she...
Sprinklers
Did you know that the inventor of sprinklers was racist?Yeah, listen to one next...
Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...