You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
|Real software engineers eat quiche. Real software engineers don’t read dumps. They never generate...
Will you rember me??
Hey bob,”Will you rember me tomorrow??” “Yes” “Will you rember me next week??” “Yes”...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Definition of Programmer
Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of...
You Are A Geek If…
How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your...
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...