Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Bunch of good one-liners
Women One Liners1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
Airplane in Trouble
First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy...
Blonde & Brunette
A blonde and a brunette were watching the 11:00 pm news. The currentnews story...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Painful Screams
Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few...