A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Victorias Secret…
TOP TEN THINGS MEN SHOULDN’T SAY OUT LOUD AT VICTORIA’S SECRET10. Does this come...
The Confessional
Tommy O’Connor went to confession and said, “Forgive me Father for I have sinned”…..”What...
Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...