The amazing golf ball
|A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a...
Defining teenagers
|A Teenager is… A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Horoscope of Farts
Pick the day you were born on to see what kind of fart you...
Military Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the skies,Air defenses were up, with...
Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says, “I hear that...