A big bird
Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...