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|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
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New rules for dieting!
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What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
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The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
Waking Grumpy
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Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Snowman Easier Than Snowwoman
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